Barry Stevens
Wrestler 
"The only thing that matters in wrestling are your teeth and your testicles." -Gary Dierks
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Post by Barry Stevens on Nov 28, 2013 20:52:57 GMT
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BS: Ah, Thanksgiving. The time of white meat, dark meat. All will be carved! A time of family, togetherness and camaraderie. Then there's the wrestlers, and then there's the stars! ACE needs a man who can provide that role of a star because lets be honest, nobody can hold their heads, let alone a candle, to me! I've got more Mojo in my cheetah printed kneepads than anyone else has in their entire bodies and thats just the facts of life baby! As the spotlights get lit and the red carpet rolls down for the first FightCall, the modern Superman will soar; While you'll all fall harder than Brian Griffin's tenure! If you try to take me out, I'll make sure to send you to a place darker than hell and have fun doing it. I'll hit you so hard, it'll make Lance Hawkins(GM) cringe. Remember THAT the next time you feel like your the best in ACE, because The Crusade Academy is reaching center stage in this federation while the rest of you are waiting for the Call Back! How about it ACE, wanna play a game?
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